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    “I’ve never seen this phenomenon before. Therefore, it must be man-made.”

    Impeccable logic

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      It’s funny because those exact same people also think “I’ve never seen this phenomenon before. Therefore, it must be GOD” if the new phenomenon is a good thing.

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      this mistake would be much harder to make if they were using Celsius. although, you’d think that in the us 32F being the temperature at which ice melts is as obvious as 0C is for the rest of the world. but idk, I’m not usian

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      ah. yes thank you that makes a lot more sense. I was wondering what possible circumstances could cause snow to stay frozen at 30°C

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        It’s actually possible with VERY high pressure and you don’t get normal ice. But clearly not what’s going on outside.

      • Fushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I thought she meant -30 and was complaining about the cold temperature or something.

        “Yeah weather irregularities are more common, agreed! It’s because of climate change right? It’s in the name itself!”

        “Nah it’s NASA”

        “Huh?!”

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    “I literally don’t understand, it’s 30° and the ice isn’t melting! I don’t get it!”

    …yep. you don’t get it. So glad you influence so many people…

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      No that does make sense, normally around that air temp radiant heat from sunlight is enough to push stuff over the edge and start melting.

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        Not here it does not. In the city around all that concrete it may. In the woods it hardly melts at 35 degrees.

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    Fascinating. Exactly how many generations have their families been inbreeding?

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    Would love one of these guys to articulate the mechanism by which any of their weird woo woo conspiracies actually work. How do the chemtrails lower fertility? What chemicals are they and how do they change the snow? It’s always just stupid vaguealities

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      “Pfft, like the gubmint just has that info out in the open. Get a job man! Clearly that’s what’s happening and you need to do your own research. I can’t give you everything.”

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      how do the chemicals lower fertility? I’m glad you asked, they activate the xenoestrogen we inherited from the Mayan aliens.

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    Some people will make up just about any explanation for weird weather other than climate change or just plain old “huh that’s odd”.

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    As humanity entered the found-out-ocene, the peasants began making up new religions to disguise their culpability for burning 2 billion years of carbon deposits in 150 years rather than accepting Nature’s wrath.

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      I was gonna say the comments usually agree with the dumbasses more but I forgot a woman posted this

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        She’s been on the outs with a lot of the right since she stood again Israel (probably due to antisemitism rather than general concern for Palestinians). She’s also not needed now that the fascists have control. It’s similar situation with Ben Shapiro, as he’s upset that the right is openly embracing Nazis.

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          Do not give us the discounting israel criticism because the worst people in the world question their motives.

          Those same people say the same thing about you in a different way.

          The left is hopelessly tooled by organized interests while adrift of leadershio.

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            She’s still on the right. She’s still a deeply bigoted fascist pickme, and I am not exaggerating when I call her a genuine antisemite. She’s been making antisemitic since before October 7th and was already Shapiro’s enemy because of it. Owens hating Israel and Shapiro hating Nazis does not mean they have stopped being fascists. They are still enemies of anyone to the left of Mitch McConnell.

            These are not normal people; they are fascist influencers who have done serious harm with the beliefs they’ve spread. They’ve are, in their own small yet significant way, responsible for the mess we are in now.

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              Be that as it is, and obviously they are cynical pieces of shit, discounting the help of the right on an issue is surrendering to Israel. Divide and conquer. Those pieces of shit direct half the country.

              We need to cooperate on what we agree on, not be divided on what we do not, that is one reason we are losimg at everything.

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    People who think Occam’s Razor is on the shelf next to the Gillette ProGlide.

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    Dude you’re a millionaire, collect some and send it to a lab for analysis. Heck buy a spectrometer and do it yourself.

    Oh you’re just grifting for engagement, my bad