this is soaring eagle reporting to the nest, the cat is in the bag. Over.

This is a true innovation in science

It all makes sense now

And that’s why hornyposting on main is an even worse idea than normal

The 5.5" phones were a sweet spot for me, I’d love to go back

Can’t believe they plagiarized Britney like this, smh my head

I’m actually unsure, but I know he wrote fanmail to Lincoln after getting reelected

The romantic languages are named after Rome, not romance