I’m so zany too

Addictive

Plot twist - they work at a Carrefour

If you can get the flat of a knife into the screw thread it’ll break the air seal and the lid will come off much more easily then.

Vibes based temperature scale.

67

Bright House has entered the chat.

My telly barely cost any more than that.

Dr Pepper was amazing back in the day. Now they’ve replaced it with a mix of sugar and artificial sweeteners that is Dr Pepper In Name Only. I thought maybe the yanks would still have the good stuff, but no, theirs has been a bastardised recipe with high fructose corn syrup for decades now.

That’s a pretty fucked up accent.

I know a Bulgarian who always wears a suit to avoid this stereotype, but he totally has a shell suit at home.

That would make it in Spanish. Born In The USA is not an English song.

Doesn’t the screen being transparent rather spoil the effect?

that doesn’t make the song Spanish though.

I’ll just check and see if that’s going on in my street right now.

it’s because they’re communists.

Yeah, one, two, princes kneel before you

That’s what I said now

They all zip past me on their fancy road bikes, barely even pedalling.

Spent too many seconds looking for Pele.

We need to go back to the safe ground of Americans complaining about the rubbish Supremor they voted in again by accident.