Cooked.

They know you’re allowed to say “fucked” right?

Source?

*American President

“Never” - You keep using that word. I’m not sure it means what you think it does.

I wonder what they think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre.

Ken Cheng is the true princess of our hearts.

An apartment the size of a barn in the East Village at that.

We’ve been saying sus in Britain for well over a century ta.

What’s wrong with being sexy?

Added a whole new layer of meaning to “we’re having the Captain for dinner”.

Now I’m not here to talk about Judy. In fact, we’re not going to talk about Judy at all.

It’s a steamy romantic thriller by Barbara Taylor-Bradford,

Well, no, he’s a real person too.

But when the World needed him most, he vanished.

I’d genuinely eat that. In France this would be considered overdone.

I was blindsided by the monitor getting thought bubbles.

The year we discovered that “AI” was actually the souls of the dead trapped in consumer electronics devices with consecrated transistors.

I miss forever alone.

TIL there is a Toronto in Poland.