I’ll just check and see if that’s going on in my street right now.

it’s because they’re communists.

Yeah, one, two, princes kneel before you

That’s what I said now

They all zip past me on their fancy road bikes, barely even pedalling.

Spent too many seconds looking for Pele.

We need to go back to the safe ground of Americans complaining about the rubbish Supremor they voted in again by accident.

What devices?

Because make gaze (gays)

The Godfather films would be a prestige miniseries nowadays. They’re long and episodic enough that it’d be easy to slice up. And that can be our revenge for decades of overwrought crime dramas about man pain constantly being overrated in top 100 lists.

Don’t encourage her fandom.

Boxing Day mate

It’s the gays in the military flag.

For the Horde!

What if she has a friend though? (Unlikely I know)

Wait, how is she holding the phone with both her arms down?

Noone is kind of a pervert though.

You don’t need to do anything. Be your own person.

What could be more relaxing than having to remember the gender of toast?

And there are drinking fountains everywhere around here too.

I said what I said.