He looks like he’s about to ask if I’m ready to accept the lord Jesus Christ into my life. That belt couldn’t be any higher.

It’s pretty unethical for Jesus to go around turning people gay then.

Great, now do Amazon.

Bit of a red flag that he apparently doesn’t ever use condoms though.

It’s funny. I’m definitely a nerd and neuro-something-or-other, and I have really good friends who are into all this stuff, Linux, Terry Pratchett etc - all of it - but I absolutely bounced off this smug nerd culture and grind my teeth if a group all start yelling “Ni!” or make me listen to the “hilarious” Portal song. Possibly I’m just trying too hard to be an arch, diffident outsider, this is my tribe, and I’m just the tribe jerk.

Moggie.

Ginger.

I use Arch btw

This is the ritual to create a Tom Scott.

Omg we always had this in the 80s instead of cream and I’m never going back. It is Western milk.

Isn’t knowing you want tea in the future just always though?

I didn’t bring my 3Kw UK kettle over because I heard it would probably blow the circuit. But my Australian colleague who moved back over here brought his UK toaster and it actually did blow the circuit.

Our enemies are simultaneously too weak and too strong.

Wolverine is 5’4”, but will Hollywood ever cast a short guy?

They didn’t powder her. She just turned up at the studio like this.

Is this loss?

Science is validated by the new information replacing the old. Al-Khwarizmi worked out numbers so we don’t have to,

Disuse?

They should learn to read and find out the shit Sheherazade said about them.