Believe it or not, also straight to “jail”

Yes, it’s my last dying ember of faith in humanity, how did you know?

I’m real you aren’t

You’d think he’s in it for the oral fixation but he’s actually jerking off to her increased risk of emphysema.

Fun fact: the APC the American army used in Vietnam had aluminum armor. This is on the face reasonable enough as aluminum is stronger than steel by weight, but the design left the armor incapable of stopping a .50cal fired from the MG the Vietnamese used… The first time.

It would stop it after the first penetration, meaning the bullets would bounce around inside the vehicle and turn everything inside into a meat slurry.

Oh look, another barely concealed fetish!

To the kinds of people who never moved beyond children’s books maybe

It’s never an either/or situation. Like, what, that Euro pays for someone to rush in after every use? Or is it a meaningless transaction meant to cause difficulty.

You’d be surprised.

Sure they are. When tempered with other obvious evolutionary advantages like foresight and valuing the needs of the community above ludicrous individual hoarding.

I lean towards 1.

The basic cycle of mass extinction is that an organism becomes too successful and breaks the ecosystem in ways that more complex life has trouble surviving.

So, yeah, an intelligent species has to prove itself capable of self control to not destroy its own environment or at least capable enough to spread before it does.

Some people just suck in not fun ways

And then they hit you in the back of a head with a 45lb dumbbell.

The point isn’t don’t talk shit about fascists in public it’s don’t turn your back on violent cowards around heavy bits of metal

If there’s one thing I like it’s resistance as I move my mouse

I have trouble understanding lyrics at the best of times and simply embraced the idea that ignorance is bliss

I disagree with Nazis, this is a stupid buzz phrase conservatives deliberately spread to normalize and minimize the completely deserved reaction to their rhetoric.

Further, it implies sexual identity is a choice or an opinion.

It shouldn’t, that geflorhen needs to get cancelled ASAP because holy shit

He’s not going to realize anything ever again, these are the people who are outsourcing their thoughts to a chatbot.

Damned multi-level conspiracy ring headed by the Serbian Crown Prince and various military officers