Pretty much the same here. Maybe four flights since 1998. Three because my employers demanded it and one when my grandmother died while in the Caribbean. Even then I only flew one way and took a cruise boat back. They don’t let you do half cruises anymore.

things getting weird already

PS: The lady had a Real ID but the kiosk wanted a passport.

https://bsky.app/profile/maryrobinettekowal.com/post/3lksdmebgfk2e

The music gear market is particularly bad at this.

Affinity for seamen not required.

I do that all the time for memes (watermarks or previous captions). It is literally the only useful thing I have found for the AI image editor in my phone.

I live in Jackson Hole, Wyoming and I can confirm that most pillows sold here are in the shape of the state. It is very convenient. When I lived in Florida, I had to go to specialty stores in order to find Florida shaped pillows. I’m not quite sure why they were only sold to those 18 and up though.

He sounds like Elwood from The Blues Brothers. “We’re on a mission from God.”

Given how many searches I make, simply to put together jokes or memes, I think I might be in for a treat.

“Hey Google, what is the screen size of the latest Lenovo X1?”

“The Lenovo Thinkpad X1 screen size measures a diagonal 14.1 inches or roughly the equivalent to your mother’s favorite Bad Dragon.”

My six year old niece on her first day of school after riding with my wife all afternoon the previous day.

My neck, my back
Lick my pu…

The teacher:

So what do you call drip?

Nowadays GI is more likely to be associated with gastrointestinal. In that context, “GI coffee” takes an interesting meaning.

What the fuck?

Absolutely and altitude sickness is no joke.

Source: I live in Jackson Hole, Wyoming and previously in Park City, Utah. The amount of tourists from lower altitudes that come to these places anf end up sick in bed sucking on oxygen or in the ER is too damn high.

Technically it’s a hut in the forest and she’s Edwardian not Victorian.

i had so many of those Memorex tapes and I also had the Swatch but with the blue and fuchsia face and strap combo.