We can’t get to Terminator without trudging through Multiplicity first.

Oui oui.

Well you know what they say: mo money, mo problems.

Which can be extrapolated to no money, no problems. Right?

Right???

If you think your mom isn’t on the internet, have I got a hot URL for you.

You can tell from the pixels.

And it was raining!

Al > AI

Microwave done: beep. beep. beep. beep.

Microwave interrupted: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Microwave reset: also BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

I’d say, “You owe me a new pair of eyes,” but with my luck this would be the first thing I’d see and I’d be back to square one. Better to just take the L and move on with my life, I guess.

And the MOVE bombings happened in my lifetime. It was all over the local news when it happened, and then off and on for years. And anniversaries.

I’m just going to start asking my family for their papers.

“I was born here!”

Doesn’t matter any more, your orange puppet-king said so.

“My parents were born here!”

See above. Got proof? No? So sorry.

“Something something Ellis Island!”

Yeah, that’s the story that everyone tells themselves. More likely that it was just a random boat at a random port (or beach) and your vaunted ancestors just started… you know, living here.

Papers, please.

“Wtf I was just getting used to that umbrella”

I got you.

https://youtu.be/Y3M4KVnQjHU?t=116

Ignoring phone calls is the highlight of my day. Every day. For years.

_{Kill me please.}

It’s haunting and timeless. One of their best.

Well, I’m here to tell you now, each and every mother’s son

You better learn it fast, you better learn it young

'Cause someday never comes

Posted by the same user, even.

Looks like op edited it a few hours ago. 👍

Without the attributions cropped out.

I’ve got small dumblights that are motion-activated and run on AAA batteries. Bought one for the bathrooms specifically so getting up in the middle of the night to take a leak doesn’t involve turning on the full light. They worked well enough (and they were cheap enough) that we now have like 6 in various places.