Dr. Pepper too expensive to be in this picture
Random fact re: Dr Pepper, there is no period/dot after the “Dr” in the logo and to my knowledge there never has been. Same with Mr Pibb. (Yes, I first learned this fact from 8 Bit Theater. Don’t try to tell me some of you didn’t, either.)
Look at how many of those clones follow the same convention. Seven of them, by my count. Somebody noticed.
I hereby further submit to you that “Dr” Pepper is in fact not a real doctor. Either that, or he’s British. No middle ground.
I hereby further submit to you that “Dr” Pepper is in fact not a real doctor.
Sure, Right… what’s your next claim, that Captain Crunch isn’t really a senior commissioned officer in the navy‽‽
Ahem… It’s Cap’N if you please. And he is here to crunchatize you.
Ugh. I didn’t catch that autocorrect changed it and made the joke worse.
I dig your interrobangs
I like them so much I made a keyboard shortcut to replace them if I type “??!!”.
How did you type “??!!”?
That’s easy, I just type “??!!”… then it changes it to “‽”.
??a⌫!!
Hell, I’ve never even been in charge of a boat with more than 3 people on it
I’ve heard it said that Captain Lezbian definitely knows how to take care of the little man in the boat.
I’ve been to the official museum in the old bottling plant in Waco, and no, there never was a real doctor.
This gave me heavy Nuka Cola vibes for some reason.
Found my chiropractor
And my psychologist
"I’ve been feeling under the weather for a while, so I went down to the Food Club to see Dr Wow. Turns out that my body is critically low on cherry cola!“
Notable mentions to Dr. Scholl and Dr. Bronner.
Second row, second from the right:
I’m a little shocked that there’s this much market for Dr. Pepper knock offs.
I used to watch Dr Becker. I liked the blind guy.
I am sad to report that I’ve only had 4 of these.
Third from the right - are they allowed to call their soda “Real Dr.”? 🤔
Walmart had a vending machine that would give you Dr Thunder for a quarter and I thought that was amazing
