Am I kenough, tho?

“You are quite possibly the worst programmer I have ever heard of.”

Derek Smart: “Ah, but you have heard of me.”

DreamWorks only has 4 animated movies that aren’t 3D:

Spirit, Way to El Dorado, Sinbad, and Prince of Egypt.

I also blame Disney for my tastes…

Games didn’t have their own completion metrics; but we still used the term “100% completion” to refer to beating the game, and any and all side objectives if the game had any.

Weak. I wanna try their new teas, too, but nobody carries anything but the two I mentioned around me. :(

Liquid Death water has flavors? I’ve only seen unflavored flat water and sparkling water.

Do the same thing, but on a device that allows blocking ads entirely. From behind a proxy or VPN, so they can’t even get accurate location data from your IP.

Horses in Oblivion and Skyrim don’t actually go faster than running on foot. The jank comes from moving fast. If you move too fast, it breaks shit. Like, you keep falling through the world because the ground hasn’t loaded yet breaking.

I would have to guess the rover in Starfield is the same. Sure you have a car now. Does it actually make you go faster and negate the fact you are being requested to travel 1.5 kilometers across a totally barren moon?

Oh I know why 3 sucks. I only ever found out it existed as an adult, and, yes: Jack Black was the highlight despite being in it for like 5 minutes and he plays a douche. Lol

I guess I was just the right age for having fond memories of 1 and 2, and still enjoy them now. I actually was surprised that there was a 3rd one because I was so into the first two, I find it crazy I never heard there was a 3rd as a kid.

Two parts after that story should have ended unfortunately

What’s wrong with NES2?

Every electronic device in the game uses real electricity. Even if it’s not on.

I was going to eat that mummy!

I’m all 'bout them Douglas Furries.

“The Mystery of the Chinese Junk”

“OMG who ordered all this stuff from Temu and Wish? We must get to the bottom of this!”

Can I just take the $5000 and then fuck off to a better platform?

If {not_broken} then {fix_it_anyway};

In firefighting training, they lit a brick of magnesium on fire and poured water on it to show what happens when you try and put out a metal fire with water.

Now I kinda wanna know what kind of big boom happens if you try and extinguish a star with water.

Nah; this shit has been a thing since forever.

I know the truth. The reason the Burger King wears that huge head and ridiculous outfit is because they are an anthropomorphic fox pretending to be their mansona.