they can still have bones in Ohio

4 garlic bulbs, 3 onions and 2 bottles of olive oil, that will entice your neighbor 2 blocks down

purple one is to die for

you can show up to work before sunrise and leave after sunset.

signed,

your boss

working at a restaurant also sucked

my day is ruined again

which showed up right after i clicked submit on the donation

I donated $15 and got an invitation to add Wikipedia to my will

the only one that could play the videos i recorded on my BlackBerry 2008-2012

Gen X? just happy we got a mention

he was an unknown until he started crying “i don’t want to use pronouns!”

when the stock photo company wants to cover all possible scenarios

since 1909

the camera did a good job at auto metering for the wine bottles 😂, or was left on manual with no TTL

tickle down freakonomics

you mean baking

last 2 years look pretty stable to me

why don’t you talk back?

sounds like someone from mid 20th century UK gay court would say

sus