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Slorp is now BONTO!
2010: I wish they had TV on the Internet
2025: I wish nobody had TV and nobody had Internet
the tinyurl link goes to a 90s Hungry Jacks ad for Yumbos.
Instead of paying for Sky, I usually watch football at the Poob 👍
because this is firmly in poe’s law territory, i searched for “pibmow” which returned a wikipedia article for something called “pribnow box” which i figured was a set top streaming appliance, from which (until clicking it) i briefly inferred that everything in this post was real.
Yammer is actually real though 😭
Fuck this is too real. The assholes who force the company to implement these additional platforms usually fuck off right before they officially roll out and leave everyone else scrambling to figure out how it works.
Couldn’t figure it out for a bit, the censored word is “jizz”
lol I thought it was
;’ :Is this
a rhousand years ago when I was in high school we had a throwaway day where we decided to have an elementary style show and tell instead of watch another shitty movie, and one girl brought in her pet skunks and they were named skok and skunt. they were both female skunks.
The best skunk names possible
It’s literally on bebo. Use your lala login. Haven’t you ever used fupu before?
bebo was (is?) a thing
According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are “Popplers” and “Zitsels.”
It’s actually not the worst name for a srreaming service, considering Philo Farnsworth was a key developer of modern electronic-scan TV.
Turns out, that’s exactly who it was named after
POOB!
How did you make it so big?
# big ## less big ### lesser bigbig
less big
lesser big
Normal
filling mobile screens with your comments
It’s free realestate
But to answer your question, they probably used markdown headers like
# HA HA!HA HA!
Depending on your client, you can choose to select text and see what they wrote before the markdown is rendered.
NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN
WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
These lyrics are great.
Relevant Wizards With Guns video
…Skunt?
I really hope that one is Australian and short for YouSkunts. The ads would be great: Oi, wot ah youse cunts wachin? YouSkunts!
Hey! No need to call names!
I’m about to flip a grunt.
wait, does this mean i can finally watch my quibbies on philo?
Yes but you still need to use your quetzl login for now.
