Will given that Doctor Who is literally about time travel, I think they should fuck with the system by having completely inconsistent tenses in every article.
Heck, have it change several times within the same article!
“The penis was a reproductive organ. It is used for poking holes. It will be a tool for creating babies.”
Perfect.
Oh is that all it takes?
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I had a game of Civ where Poland declared war on me. They were on the other side of the map.
I didn’t see them for 8 turns. Turn 9 I see a horde arrive on my border. Turn 10 - at the earliest opportunity they were able - they asked for peace.
I managed to sink 2 boats.
Decrypt is closely related to the word “interpret”, which is something I personally interpreted from a history of decrypting English text written by nonnative speakers on the internet. 👍
The same words often have different meanings in different countries; something you should take into account in case you ever decide to take a German gift from a slim Dutchman.
Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight 🫡
“Harder, daddy”
They stole the German flag! Coincidentally I happen to be visiting Berlin and I’m having a really nice time! I’ve met no bears yet, however!
OH! NOW YOU FUCKED UP!!
I’ve just looked at Tumblr again after many years away. What the hell is with the 10 million blue ticks?
AfD be like: It hasn’t officially started yet 👀
They’re technically correct, which is the best kind of correct 👍
Sounds like a “truther” or flat earther.
I was about to describe here a world wherein a flat earther glass through a book to call it out on all the “lies”, then I realised “oh wait, I literally watched a video on that”
… It was a children’s science book 😂
I’m in the UK and these are all over the place, especially in more rural areas, and we’re famed for our lovely weather! 😂
This is why all my stuff is painted red. It goes faster!
You can’t convince me it’s not.
Looks like Pepsi eco to me, but I can’t see what else it could be.
She’s coming out as an Arsenal fan 👍
Whilst I don’t personally partake in that sort of stuff (I follow the toon), I fully respect her preferences 🙏
Instead of paying for Sky, I usually watch football at the Poob 👍
He’s 17 years old but hunts like a cat half his age ❤️
Australians have silly names for everything.
For everyone else: an arms-jumper-umbrella is what we call a poncho 👍