How many of them are just blatant racism?
Since it’s Xitter, it’ll be like 80-90%.
I made a comment that took the piss out of Conservatives once, and it got quite a lot of attention, do you think that that could be on the list?
Once or twice there will be, just to show people that Xitter is “not a far-right hellhole”.
If they wanted to make money hand over fist, they’d let you pay to delete someone else’s tweet. That would be the one thing that could make me consider going back. Fortunately, as a fucking terrible poster, Musk knows he would never survive
He would just introduce a new tier of xitter blue that lets you become immune to those deletions
pay to restore the tweet. price of deletion/restore increases by 10% every time
Crowd funded auction = cash from both sides
Thanks for banging me, kind stranger.
Daddy I got banged on Twitter by Elon Musk! I was live streaming too!
Trust me, I’m certified to bang here
I’m racking my brain, trying to find a worse phrase in the English language than “authentic interaction”.
There’s “blood and soil” (but its mostly german) and I think that’s it?
“move the timeline” might be a competitor?
The two are related, because techno-fascism.
Why would I want to be a certified sausage?
Technically you’re already intestines wrapped in a skin.
Speak for yourself, meatbag
Ooo so we just have to turn them inside out and then we can feast!
Why would you rather be an uncertified sausage?
It’s like the guy is allergic to doing anything cool. He always does the cringiest, lamest thing he can do in a situation.
If I had to make an award for elons lamest actions of the month I’d probably call it the certified banger
Im confused. How is this similar to to reddit gold? Seems more like “bestof” but run by the platform itself.
… and this is different from Reddit gold how?
Reddit gold was a paid subscription service that gave users some additional or enhanced features. It was possible to buy another user reddit gold as a gesture of appreciation for some kind of comment they made and a little icon would appear on the post if that happened. Really nothing about what i remember of reddit gold seems remotely similar to this “certified bangers” thing. Maybe you can explain what your understanding of what reddit gold is.
The joke is that Reddit is the only one “buying” Reddit gold. They use it to herd the hivemind.
Thoughts and prayers?
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