Bakkoda

This movie shit was virtuous vs what the giant walking hard-on was in the comics.

If your array doesn’t start at zero I’m not sure we can be friends.

Why are they always interested in orifices?

No think of it as that quality of life/work life balance you’ve been asking for. You will get it exactly how corporate America wants you to get it.

I’ve had interviewers tell me they wish they had known i had quality certifications before the interview started.

Glances at previous employment, list of certifications, cover page, previous employment #2, previous employment #3

The HR people i encounter during contract interviews that aren’t literate is staggering.

Wait. My wife does this to me except she adds “see what beer they have too” and i fall for it. Fuck me.

I do not remember this Marilyn Manson album.

Close that door and you did it!

I just bought a case (6) of Green Spot and a case of Redbreast. I’ll make it.

That’s the best part lol

I still have it i just think it’s a very different version from what everyone else has. Or so I’m told.

Turned 19 last month 😺

I spent 6 months in Italy. I spent another 6 months in Jamaica. I spent another 6 months in 5 different European countries. I’ve had really fuckin bad coffee everywhere.

Only way to keep it warm afterwards

“This cupboard is empty”

• fuckin Bioware probably

Paying higher salaries COULD lead to better profits but that’s risk and business don’t take risks like that.

🤡🤡

Kombucha.

I had Gonzo in a tux for about 7 years. No one ever even mentioned it to me. How much are people looking at this lol

There’s a lot of people who were perfectly legal and now might not be.

I’m literally relying on this right now. It’s kind of terrifying.