Bro, we in or almost in out 40s.

I get to see Pretty Girls Make Graves today <3

In the same boat. Comfortable with who and what I am, not comfortable with the world knowing.

Yeah, I know about those, but she moves around playing musical chairs to look out all the windows

I have one for when my fatass dog rides with me. She’s heavy enough to make it beep if the seat is unbuckled.

Sorry, but I didn’t learn that because I am too busy at the business factory.

Wait, does black smoke mean there’s a new pope, or does it mean that they didn’t find a new pope yet?

I didn’t. I thought it was a pope joke.

No, he’s wearing it.

The kind of pump that makes wet ass pussy.

Most of it is cued up videos I’ll probably never watch. I’m horrible.

Pfft, me and my 15 Firefox tabs take 5GB RAM minimu.

That’s pretty quick.

She goes to another school. You don’t know her.

Work remotely if you care about speed. Work in-person if you care about velocity.

If you have to advertise that you’re an alpha male, you’re not an alpha male.

TIL what a ‘sleeper fatty’ is.

O Ed Sew?

Bruh, that ain’t gonna feed or house you while you’re doing all that.

Also a veteran, was about to say, “Don’t be so quick to judge, there’s a lot of opportunity I. The military for those without other options.” That being said, I’m sure as fuck glad I’m out now. I can’t even begin to imagine the fuckery going on now.