She turned me into a Newt!
He didn’t get better though.
Probably worse
Newt is short for Newthan
I heard Newt was a three time philandering homophobic misogynist. I didn’t hear he was also on the down low as well.
His dying wife wasn’t going to cheat on herself
Well his second wife was cheating on his first marriage and his third wife was cheating on his second marriage. That is just a matter of inconvenient timing.
am i missing a joke here what’s wrong with newt gingrich’s name
Imagine carrying a baby for 40 weeks and then calling it Newt.
But with the creative spelling
it’s rare, but not unheard of at all either. it’s short for “Newton”. am i just too old or something you little no-good younglings- /j
Newton Scamander?
Well there happens to be this massive shithead named Newt Gingrich, kinda ruined the name
Not Newt, but I still love The Onion’s 2012 video on Rick Santorum.
She hated him as much as we all do
Even way back the fugees sang about Newt
