God I wish. I accidentally ‘dude’ my trans friends on occasion. I feel so bad.

join intergalactic ship pilgrimage hoping to be a pioneer to a new world

Land to late stage capitalism and the same oppression you were just trying to escape.

Id shoot myself immediately.

I just turned 33. I’ve had grey hairs since 29.

Showed this to my wife immediately.

Replace top left with substance abuse and then we’re talking

To laugh at more of their shitposts.

Deports her…

from France?

Been a little too long. Never as fun if they’re your own.

Let’s be honest. Vanessa was never gonna go for it anyways

I have never met a climate scientist who looked that put together.

I got my dream job on a clandestine hacking team, but my new sedentary lifestyle is killing my knees

If heaven exists, I have a feeling it will be full of people that are surprised it exists.

Fair enough.

Amazon directly pays the driver’s 5 bucks if you hit this button after a delivery.

I’m aware of the issues with tipping culture guys, but the poor fucker stuck delivering packages is probably still gonna appreciate an extra 5 bucks.

If Amazon stops paying their employees, and uses this feature as an alternative to fair wages, it should not be used.

In general it’s advisable to just avoid Amazon entirely.

Certainly preferable.

Didn’t a bunch of miners just die in South Africa in a likely similar situation?

I think doing stupid shit is a universal experience.

Does it matter at that point? You’re all powerful

Any.

I hate it so much I’m not even getting into that.