I have never met a climate scientist who looked that put together.

I got my dream job on a clandestine hacking team, but my new sedentary lifestyle is killing my knees

If heaven exists, I have a feeling it will be full of people that are surprised it exists.

Fair enough.

Amazon directly pays the driver’s 5 bucks if you hit this button after a delivery.

I’m aware of the issues with tipping culture guys, but the poor fucker stuck delivering packages is probably still gonna appreciate an extra 5 bucks.

If Amazon stops paying their employees, and uses this feature as an alternative to fair wages, it should not be used.

In general it’s advisable to just avoid Amazon entirely.

Certainly preferable.

Didn’t a bunch of miners just die in South Africa in a likely similar situation?

I think doing stupid shit is a universal experience.

Does it matter at that point? You’re all powerful

Any.

I hate it so much I’m not even getting into that.

Thanks for the suggestions. I cannot fucking stand vscode or vscodium

Honestly. I got a work mac and now I can’t run notepad++. I’m stuck with an ide I hate.

Thatta boy, Cletus.

Lmao

2012 was a bad time.

Okay what about lollerskates

Yeah and I could call you a wet blanket for not realizing words can be used however the fuck you want.

Not with that attitude.

Yes. That’s how it is.