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Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago

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Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Man who walk sideways into airport turnstile going to Bangkok.

    • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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      Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

      • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Is there a name for this type of humor because it’s the way my brain works and I can’t make it stop

        • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Garden path sentences

        • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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          2 days ago

          You’ve got zeugma

          • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

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              I’m sorry, and I’m going to have to share this with you:

              This is the Title of the Story, which is also found several times in the story itself.

              https://stuff.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html

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                lmao thank you for this

                • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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                  That link claims no author. I first saw it in Douglas Hofstadter’s Godel Escher Bach, which I can also highly recommend.

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              Oh my god how did you know?

              Seriously amazing, I love it. Condolences to your brain though, it must take its toll.

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      Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

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        Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

        Man who runs in front of car gets tired.

        Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes with stinky fingers.

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