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Is that Mark Zuckerberg?

The Japan in the top left or the Japan by the US?

Close, but his son is also him, so he actually had to kill himself to save us from… Himself. But it’s OK because he didn’t die, he faked his death and now bunnies lay eggs on Easter, and we’ll all still go to hell for being sinners unless we give human-made, tax-exempt institutions human money that was likely earned through some form of sin. Oh and we also have to tell on ourselves to a likely pedophile. That ensures heaven, I’m told.

Do you find the sound of an air compressor soothing?

I mean…

In Kyoto, Hearing the cuckoo, I long for Kyoto.

haha i haven’t had any in years since I can’t eat gluten, but I got a random craving for their fries the other day, and I might just have to cave and get some.

Sure but I’m gonna make McDonalds employees stand on the counter and say my name before I give them any money.

Relatable.

I try not to be an asshole these days but when I was young, I was bullied a lot. This made me angry and bitter, for which I sought an outlet, and chose to vent that frustration by bullying others who I felt were “less than” me in some way.

Regretable, of course, but I can see how even if the cis white woman doesn’t choose the course in which they are deemed “less than” the cis white man, they may still accept it and begin to participate in / perpetuate the cycle.

Chili-P, man!

Haha the RS200 is the only “Cossie” I’m actually familiar with, as we didn’t get the homologated version in the USA :(

I did not recognize the Peugot though lol. Both sound like a load of fun to drive

is that a Cossie back there?

big want

lol yeah, would’ve been weird if you did it, and I wanted to save some folks the time. I wonder if it would still be condescending if you just linked a word to a page with its definition?

on my keychain with a set of handcuff keys and some earplugs lol

sententious

sententious /sĕn-tĕn′shəs/ adjective

1. Terse and energetic in expression; pithy.
2. Full of or given to using aphorisms, especially in a pompously moralizing manner.
3. Abounding with sentences, axioms, and maxims; full of meaning; terse and energetic in expression; pithy. “a sententious style or discourse; sententious truth”

Learned a new word, thanks!

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Also out of curiosity, how do you define an El Camino? I’ve always wondered lol car or truck?

Walmart’s self checkout probably doesn’t accuse you of stealing out loud. They want to wait until they can “prove” you’ve stolen over $1000 worth of goods over time so they can charge you with - I forget - either grand larceny or grand theft, which are felonies.

lmao thank you for this

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

Is there a name for this type of humor because it’s the way my brain works and I can’t make it stop