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Jakdracula@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

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Jakdracula@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago
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  • greencactus@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    That’s it, I want to cancel my subscription of humanity

    • Zier@fedia.io
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      10 months ago

      Without a receipt we can’t help you.

      • shneancy@lemmy.world
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        does a birth certificate count?

        • EABOD25@lemm.ee
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          We only accept voter registration cards

        • Zier@fedia.io
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          An actual cash register receipt is required.

  • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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    I like how the image itself is ai generated for some reason (as if there weren’t enough images exactly like this you could use) but the bandaid is just poorly shopped onto it.

    Why

    • stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Because AI art is shit at this kind of thing. Not incapable of, just absurdly fiddly to get obedience from. It’ll get you 75% of the way there, and then you actually need to know how to edit an image, which is where it lets you down.

      Go ahead and try generating images of a family during benediction wearing ear bandages and you’ll find it really struggles with getting that last part right because it’s not typical subject matter.

  • Jakdracula@lemmy.worldOP
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    We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      “Ah Fuck. The kids ingested lead and now a bunch of them have cognitive imparements.” Facepalm – God [probably]

  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    Omg I literally thought of

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      It looks like teabags to me. But also this is the most Life-of-Brian-esque thing I’ve seen in a lalala long long li long long time.

      https://youtu.be/deDlab6vFgg

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      https://waskstudio.com/products/sealed-fate-candy-packets if you are hungry.

      • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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        Real men eat the real thing and have constipation 🪵

    • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
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      Damn it! You beat me to it.

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    I can’t wear a bandage on my ear because I have a medical exception. I have trouble hearing with the bandage on. I’m prone to ear infections. And I’m not a sheep

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      You will wear the ear diaper as a sign of compliance.

      • EABOD25@lemm.ee
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        Ok, but I’m going to wear it lose at the bottom of my ear lobe because I’m complying

    • dgmib@lemmy.world
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      I feel genuinely bad for any democrat supporter with an ear injury right now.

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    Someone should make a realistic version of this. Like they’re all obese, missing some teeth and the mother and father are siblings.

  • lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml
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    Hell.

    We live in hell.

    • SuiXi3D@fedia.io
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      How fitting for it to be the Christians that brought about the end foretold in their book.

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    Well, my bullet-worship-square is Bigger than yours. Jesus, I mean lord trump, will love me more!

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      My bullet-worship-square can walk right through the door!

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    deleted by creator

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Donald Jr gonna have a hard time finding his misplaced bag of coke

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    The Stigmata Of Saint Donald

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    So if that bullet had hit him in the head, would they all take one to the dome as well?

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    Those pads look like tiny pillows to me. Mike “My Pillow” Lindell strikes again

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    deleted by creator

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    Stupid doesn’t equal funny.

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