massive_bereavement

Elon could be played by a spoiled ham or a raw turkey that’s been on the sun for too long.

How dare you sir!? And they are going to make so so many presige tv docu dramas and movies about this period, probably simultaneously.

Not sure if we would be able to watch them from all bunkers or access will be limited by radiation.

I think I’m gonna frame this.

As long as you keep rolling criticals, it is.

But it will take out the sweet, sweet taste of danger.

Exactly, Salmonella can be on its own a great way to boost your defenses*.

*If you survive it.

Not what Dinosaur Train told me

Not sure if you’re joking but to make safe to eat yogurt, you’ll need to first kill the bad ones by heat, then cool it and once it is barren, you should invite the cool guys in like Lactobacillus bulgaricus, Streptococcus thermophilus, Lactobacillus acidophilus or Bifidobacterium lactis, they’ll need to be kept cosy and warm, and that will give you yogurt.

And Campylobacter, Cryptosporidium, E. coli, Listeria, Brucella, Salmonella… It’s the Macy’s parade equivalent of preventable diseases by UHT and y’all been invited!

On the other hand, unrefrigerated raw milk is a fantastic way of meeting who’s who of the bacterial world.

I kind of hope for a “Night of the Comet” scenario.

But mah copper!?

Edit: nevermind, they’ll probably justify doing nothing by saying it will create jobs and opportunities.

Are you ducking with me now?

I thought this was going to go this way: https://youtu.be/O-RiJktDeXo

I didn’t choose mbin/lemmy because it was popular, so I’m fine with this.

Interrobang, eh? So classy.

Why did you forget the main perk of it: social anxiety.

Robocop is sci fi Jesus

Not sure about lemmy but with mbin we can see upvotes and downvotes split, so even if the post has 10K votes you can see your downvote go from 0 to 1.

It’s not like they have fallen into a koi pond.

Because I’m awkward and lack any originality, if I say something odd, probably it’s just me quoting some tv show/game/book/comercial/back of a salsa tin can.

I wish I had original thoughts, but too much TV as a child and my nickel licking passion killed enough neurons.

In the scale of masculinity I’ll say you’re between 3 and 75. I may say more, but may I need to see you struggle with a DIY repair enough that your pride may lead you to an early grave.