Swarth@piefed.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · edit-212 days agoideal body rulemedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down13
arrow-up1177arrow-down1imageideal body rulemedia.piefed.worldSwarth@piefed.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · edit-212 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·12 days agoWhere are the lips to kiss me tender? Where are the arms to hold me and make me feel safe? Where’s the cock as thick as a paint can to stretch my anal walls until they can sing Oh Canada?
minus-squareSwarth@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 days agomaybe that’s just something the ideal female body has to bring to the table but idk
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·12 days agoNote to self, when leaving the house to kiss boys, bring extra lips . Mortuary?
minus-squareNihilsineNefas@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 days agoA spraypaint can? You mean a spraypaint can, right? (Just one more unrealistic body standard for men smhmyhead)/j
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 days agoNo I do not. I said what I said
Where are the lips to kiss me tender? Where are the arms to hold me and make me feel safe? Where’s the cock as thick as a paint can to stretch my anal walls until they can sing Oh Canada?
maybe that’s just something the ideal female body has to bring to the table but idk
Note to self, when leaving the house to kiss boys, bring extra lips . Mortuary?
A spraypaint can?
You mean a spraypaint can, right?
(Just one more unrealistic body standard for men smhmyhead)/j
No I do not. I said what I said