• Stamets@lemmy.worldEnglish
    22·
    10 days ago

    Where are the lips to kiss me tender? Where are the arms to hold me and make me feel safe? Where’s the cock as thick as a paint can to stretch my anal walls until they can sing Oh Canada?

  • ethaver@kbin.earth
    51·
    10 days ago

    fun fact this quote (originally Steven Crowder) is how I tagged the personality traits traditionally associated with the aries star sign (and for those that do deeply identify with Astrology I would like to point out that I am personally an Aries, at least sidereally, and my sidereal chart is much more true to me personally). Also to attribute this quite honestly hilarious quote to crowder I think it’s also important to reproduce it with the typos intact. They give substance to the quote in much the same way as Spiders Georg who is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

    Here's the rest of the notebook page:

    Aries ♈

    aliases: ram, The Ram

    This is the ideal make [sic] body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. -Twitter User Steven Crowder username:scrowder

    MAR 21 – APR 19

    • Ecliptic Longitude: 0° to 30°
    • Northern Hemisphere Season: #Spring
    • Southern Hemisphere Season: #Autumn

    Attributes

    • Polarity: #Yang
    • Modality: Cardinal / Angular
    • Triplicity: [[Fire]]
    • Personality: Competitive / Insecure #Courage
    • Image: Ram
    • Stone: #Ruby
    • Alchemical Process: Calcination - burning a solid in low oxygen to purify it (usually to make quicklime)

    House - 1

    • Vita / Life
    • House of Self
    • #physical appearance, #individuality and characteristics. Resourcefulness. Outlook and impressions. Ego / personality. Goals. Determination. #beginning and #initiative

    Domicile

    • Dignity: #Mars
    • Detriment: #Venus
    • Exaltation: [[19. The Sun|Sun]]
    • Fall: #Saturn

    | <- [[Pisces ♋]] | [[Taurus ♉]] -> |

    (The reversed Knight of swords is The Navy Seal Copypasta)