• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Minotaur TV: Labyrinth on repeat until midnight, then milk porn until 4am and then labyrinth again.

    Rock Troll (Discworld) TV: similar to Dwarf TV, but more igneous.

    Devil (Forgotten Realms) TV: Let’s Make a Deal, Deal or No Deal, and similar shows

    Demon (FR) TV: repeats of the entire Saw franchise, Nickelback videos

    Dragon TV: documentaries about predatory animals, business news, Dragon’s Den

    Elder Vampire TV: CSPAN

    • Godric@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      2 days ago

      Elder Vampire TV has to be CSPAN so they can watch their servants. I tried a historical documentary once and they got really really mad at the historical inaccuracies and threatened to have both myself and Ken Burns killed.

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlEnglish
      9·
      2 days ago

      Neanderthal TV: Rock Smash, but then old re-runs of Rock Smash.

      K/Pg extinction TV: 12-hour marathon of Rock Smash, then just static.

      Cambrian TV: Documentaries about mating, followed by PSAs about the joys of neglectful parenthood.