Related: https://feddit.uk/post/26427912

mirror deer looks at real deer only with hate

holy chew that was excellent, thanks for introducing that into my life!

Why not Southend-onesie? That’s still London… somehow…

relevant yoosernaim

“make a copy of me, ditto!”
“sure, no problem”
*existential commentary*

how have I lived my life without ever seeing this

if that’s a drinkin’ song, I raise you one with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ak-JkzfKc

(arguably the first anti-vaxxer song… but still a banger)

It’s the artist’s actual name

Imran
Okradi

“hey sorry for draining your blood earlier, I dunno if it was a blood thing or a red thing but either way I should have waited until after your period.”

no

bucksfast

what are you, too good for chugging white lightning?

who the hell licks the lid?

I DONT NEED YOUR PITY
takes the hat treat and pops it in mouth. Its chewy and inedible, but through sheer force of will is swallowed down with triumphant tears
NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

well if she laughed, I guess that’s fine

Don’t do that. If you wouldn’t want it done to you, don’t do it to your cat who literally cannot refuse

ANOTHER PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK

If you sharpen it from the other end it will eventuall read: TOO COOL TOD