I’ve done this a few times, and I hear myself doing it and alarm bells go off, and I can see them trying not to react to it, and then I try to overcompensate by using it more and more to prove how gender-neutral I consider it, but I think I eventually end up digging a hole and squatting in it. 😢

what’s the story here? the uk mods seem pretty chill to me

The groucho glasses plus the hat really makes me think of something else, I can see why the hat’s left out in most incarnations

Also, wow this page loads incredibly slowly: https://www.unicode.org/emoji/charts/emoji-ordering.html

https://www.unicode.org/emoji/emoji-proposals-status.html

I don’t understand the world

Sun Tzu says, it is not the lines that are curved, but your perception of it.

Only by straightening ones perception, can one elucidate the one thing one has won by want of one wanton soup. 1

Neanderthal TV: Rock Smash, but then old re-runs of Rock Smash.

K/Pg extinction TV: 12-hour marathon of Rock Smash, then just static.

Cambrian TV: Documentaries about mating, followed by PSAs about the joys of neglectful parenthood.

Baba Yaga’s house vibes

Think of an expanding balloon as the universe, and the paperbag as the expanding multiverse. Now assuming a uniform conservative rate of 1.5 marvel movies a year, how much does the paper bag fill with vomit before the balloon bursts?

I’m just going to jump on the bandwagon and helpfully say; think of the universe as a large expanding paper bag.

Initially it was flat, but then the bagger expanded it in the third dimension and put bananas in it. Imagine now that you are one of those bananas, but oh no, here comes the 2L Pepsi bottle ready to crush us. Thankfully the bagger takes us out of the bag first, puts the cola bottle in, and then puts us back in on top.

And that’s why I believe in God

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Doesn’t the balloon have a centre of mass that we can adjust coordinates to… all the time… at millions of km per second.

Okay, I see your point.

yeah seems like

It sounds like it was written by someone who worships her and is also deeply in love with money. Unhinged barely covers it lmao

Were you hallucinating or reading something else?

Oh weird! I guess the page is under active re-writes? I caught this snapshot a few hours ago:

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zendaya&oldid=1286834055

It reads very creepy and off-key. Good to know I guess, but really not the first thing people should see when they go to someone’s Wiki page

That whole “Net Worth” section in her wiki is really, uhm, yeah it’s really something else to read.
These people live on different planets.

Well thanks for taking the time to explain nonetheless!

Maybe one day I will try it. I’m just worried the insights I get from it will derail me in some way. Still, can’t know without trying it once!

I feel like I’m thumb-shaming people in this thread

My only worry with it is the same worry I have with any kind of mood enhancer (e.g. caffeine): what am I like without it, and can I enjoy life when I’m off it