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LostXOR@fedia.io to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

they have played us for absolute fools

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they have played us for absolute fools

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LostXOR@fedia.io to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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    i’m here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero

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      It’s

      silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.

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        deleted by creator

        • LostXOR@fedia.ioOP
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          I would answer but I think I just had a stroke trying to read your comment.

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    Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.

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      Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap

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      So essentially a Pokemon trainer?

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    Notice of Executive Order Violation

    This post is in violation of Presidential Executive Order # 14168. It contains the following prohibited terms: “trans”, and will be scheduled for deletion immediately by order of the Department Of Government Efficiency.

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    I kid.

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    Love it.

    It’s like the fear mongering infographics of dihydrogen monoxide. (BTW, that shit will kill you)

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      Over 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!

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        Dhm inhalation accounts for over 3000 deaths annually.

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        That’s why I don’t drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can’t even ask because most people don’t even know.

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      It’s a popular meme format

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    deleted by creator

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    Could you imagine lubing up the front of that duck billed high speed train and having it plough into your ass at full speed?

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      I don’t want to, mister SatansMaggotyCumFart.

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    That bit is not transportation, that’s delusion.

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    The “real transportation” line would be funnier if the plane was actually real

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      Nice eye, I was wondering whether anyone would notice.

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    This post brought to you by Big Shoe.

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    oh yeah, this is a quality shit post right here.

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    Using transportation is not actual movement. Because movement is only made by humans.

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      I’m about to make a movement

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    Me to my cycle and moped - I love you both

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    Wtf is this nonsense…

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    As an actual Locomotive Engineer (I drive freight trains) I am having a hard time conceptualizing the level of stupidity here.

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    This is a post about anti-AI warriors

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