That’s a great insight. I’ll look up some more of his stuff

A brief paraphrasing if someone is curious but doesn’t want to watch a video:

People are damaged by the molds that society forces themselves into.

The ones most able to suppress their own individuality and fit into the mold are considered ‘healthy members of society’ while anyone who chafes at the mold is labeled as ‘mentally unwell’. Even the people who fit into the molds have to make an effort to behave ‘correctly’ and this constant effort and struggle drives a lot of unhappiness (which most people just mask over, further amplifying the damage).

i didn’t use the right crystal.

It’s pretty on brand for an outrage farming political bot to be so ignorant of modern psychology as to confuse mindfulness with crystal healing.

How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.

Grandma?

It’s not the clothes that make you fat, it’s the nutritional choices lack of ozempic fat

Thanks, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

My boss gave me the week off (I’m my boss).

grandma had a mean nerve pinch

I’d think anything that involved an open casket would be red tinted. Who wants to see grandma in her casket with visibly green veins…

I’m sorry, but from here you looked 37

Yeah, I used it until they rolled it into the business accounts (which I upgraded to in order to dodge data caps and have a symmetrical connection, because bittorrent).

I’m 37. I’m not old.

Well I can’t just go around calling you man.

I’m not sure about Cloudflare but it might be as well.

Cloudflare was a chain of unfortunate events.

The TLDR is, a permission change caused a poorly written SQL query (without a properly filtering ‘where’ clause) to return a lot more data than normal. That data is used by an automated script to generate configuration files for the proxy services, because of the large return the configuration files were larger than normal (roughly 2x the size).

The service that uses these configuration files has pre-allocated memory to hold the configuration files and the larger config file exceeded that size. This case, of having a file too large for the memory space, was improperly handled (ironically but not literally ironically, it was written in Rust) resulting in a thread panic which terminated the service and resulted in the 5xx errors.

So, it’s more similar to the Crowdstrike crash (bad config file and poor error handling in a critical component).

This is some ancient bash.org-tier knowledge

If they were the learnin’ type, they wouldn’t be here

The same thing that stops people from getting access to your domain registration and changing the IP. You have a contract with your provider (ISP or DNS) which says that you own that IP/Hostname.

Your home IP address changes, but most business or commercial accounts are given a static IP address (or blocks of IP addresses) which never changes.

Uhh, sorry Elon needed a bigger tax break so we’ve done away with health insurance for the poors

Every person who has a Meta app installed: “YES”