Red Bull gave my dung wings.

I’ll see myself out…

Me when the dream is better than reality. 😭

Just one for me… for now.

🤷

My mom sent it to me.

I see what you did there. 😂 ❤️

So essentially a Pokemon trainer?

Instructions unclear. Gave robber my firearm. Robber proceeded to rob me twice as hard.

I’ll be impressed when someone uses punch cards to make memes.

Neo: There is no spoon.

Nana:

As someone who washes his knives in the dishwasher (please, don’t hurt me), I think you’ve just inspired me to take better care of my knives. Think I might stop putting them in the dishwasher and hand wash them instead and get at least some kind of basic knife sharpening system. I’ve got a couple of knives that could use the little bit of extra care so I’m not struggling every time I need to use them.

I suppose it’s time to fork Firefox. Can call the fork “Netscape Navigator”. Ya, I think that has a nice ring to it.