Bone apple tea
Cardboard aged Pepperoni and Cheese Papa Johns pizza, 20 year vintage.
Ok but why is the pepper still fresh??
Pickling, baby! I assume…
Question! Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
Mouldy pizza is just a delayed Pizza Funghi. All is well.
That’s just Roquefort
How does an uneaten pizza end up in the attic? I’m so confused.
You’re dad’s not supposed to have pizza so he had to hide in the attic to eat it. Mom calls for him and he leaves the pizza planning on eating it later… There was no later, she was handing him divorce papers and kicking him out of the house. You don’t know this as you were at your cousin’s house playing magic. You never saw your dad again and your mom always said he died at work and didn’t want a funeral. I’m actually your dad and that was my pizza, I’m sorry son
Dad it’s you??? 😭😭😭😭
Papa John’s pizza, now with Pompeii ash and/or asbestos!
Whoa black betty
Amber lamps.
