I’m with you. I used to use a lot more parentheses, but the break is cleaner. I opt for en dashes, though, because I find too em dashes to be too long. That could just be a MSWord preference because I don’t distinguish on other platforms.

Strict for strict’s sake is bullshit. Holding your kids accountable for their actions, enforcing boundaries, and channeling their energy into productive ventures might be considered strict, but that’s good parenting in my book.

Nigel powers: look at you, you don’t even have a name tag! You don’t stand a chance. Put your guns down. That’s right, put them down on the floor.

I thought it was goth mommies that would do me in. Hoo boy was I wrong

I’m convinced there are these two types of people in the world, and they marry each other

But you could use one I think, and then have that colour isolated and then dump it somewhere

Where is the fucking moth flying towards this?

As in using the colour picker on the image and finding the corresponding code? That’s actually an explanation that I can get behind. Classic example of trust your instrument.

I see the dress as gold and white, no matter ehow hard I try to see the other side of the coin.

We’re elated to be back in business. Brace yourself, my shitposting itch has gone unabated for a while now.

The first statement implies that fascists are deserving of equal rights as everyone else. This don’t the case, though, because what they want is the destruction of other people’s rights.

Fascists don’t play by the rules, because they don’t think they apply to them or they are inconvenient. If they rules don’t apply to you then they don’t apply to you. Can’t have it both ways.

We would still have lobbyists telling politicians that trains are a terrible idea

TV software is fucking abysmal. Its laggy, full of bloat and as you point out, their wifi capabilities are shit. I even have the connection/speed issue right now with one of my older TVs.

Amazing. I love that this became a meme born on the fediverse

That thing he’s doing with his mouth: it’s unnatural for him

Fucking douche panzers

https://youtu.be/xsg1RPnwH8g

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