image transcript:
screenshot of a twitter post:
TomboysForBiden(but Anime)🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 posts:
Would you press it?
will you push the button?
99% chance of getting 1 million dollars
1% chance of becoming a girl
Olufémi O. Taiwo quote retweets the post: philosophy twitter: can we agree that this is not a math question
tumblr post, replying to the screenshot:
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as a completely cis dude, | would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things | would do for money, but shit I’d do this for like 20 bucks… maybe less?
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She said with all too much confidence
A DAY!??!?!
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boykisser as profile pic
completely cis dude
as a completely cis dude,
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Lol ok there bud /s
I’d hit it. A mil could solve most of my problems. Becoming a girl would just be one more.
Everyone here debating the mechanics of the button or engaging with the question explicitly posed.
But I’m just trying to figure out wtf the bottom comment in the pic is about. A day? What day? No time frame is ever mentioned in any other part of the post.
My gf is bi so it’s not like it would matter
I’d press it a few times. In the end, I think I’d care way more about never working again for the rest of my life than being a guy.
I’m pressing it 100 times
Well you got that 1% chance about 4 times by sheer luck I don’t know what to tell you but you’re Supergirl, now. Congrats?
Does that mean I get to be four times as cute :3
No but you have 8 boobs like a cat, enjoy
Judging by their username, that’s what they want.
I’m fine with my two boobs :3
Can I just get 8 cats instead -_-
Girl? Girl implies youth. So, get a million dollars or be young again?
I have a question though:
If I became a girl through the button, the button would then change and give me a 1% chance of becoming a boy. I could just proceed to then press the button again and be myself again and get a bunch of cash
Why would the button change? Its explicitly a girl button
Cause then it wouldn’t be interesting for girls
Girls become girl² when they hit the button
