At home where I have to clean it I sit down and even give a little pat with a square of toilet paper.
At work I piss on the floor.
Just the floor? 😏
Well my boss pisses on me so it’s just trickle down etiquette.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why the toilet is on his left thigh.
Yikes.
Ah, you’re the reason the floor is always wet!
Piss sitting down but shit standing up.
Do you wipe standing or sitting?
Wipe?
After shitting, yes.
They eat a high fibre diet and shoot it out like a torpedo.
I sit on the toilet “backwards” so I have a little shelf to set my phone and snacks.
snacks 🤢🤮
Honestly, valid.
I sit cause I’ve lived with females for the past 8 years and honestly it just saves a lot of hassle and when you’re 6ft its easy to miss
I only stand to pee when I’m in the shower.
This is the way.
I am a manboy, I like peeing sitting down when I’m at my house. It’s just more efficient and effortless. I also do it when I’m at a friend’s house, specially if it’s a girl’s house.
I’m a microbiologist, I pee sitting down only if I am able to sanitize the seat.
Imagine knowing how your pee spreads all around if you stand and pee - only to deicide to stand and pee.
Better then getting someone else’s skin biome on my butt. Who knows what sort of fucked up commensals they have?
Well so far I have 0 arse cheek diseases so I’m not especially concerned
so far
so far
Nah but seriously it’s just an ick factor for me. Probably a result of living with my greasy and terrifyingly hairy housemate.
What bacteria which is capable of living on porcelain also has the ability to enter your bloodstream through the skin of your butt cheeks? I once was told that seat to butt transmission of most things almost never happens and that the biggest danger in a public stall is touching the toilet paper dispenser and then touching your face.
I am prone to licking public toilet seats, so I must clean them before that happens.
You’re not worried about splash?
Definitely in team sit.
It’s more comfy. You’re not staring at a wall, which is good for those who benefit from constant stimuli. There’s no cleanup from splashes due to the larger height difference, surrounding area stays clean for longer. And as a bonus for some, it feels more feminine.
Meanwhile XKCD on staring at the wall
Haha, somehow there is always a relevant XKCD.
As a cis male, I sit at home. I don’t trust public toilet cleanliness, so I’ll stand. Having a prince Albert does create some weird trajectories depending on flow rate so I tend to make a mess while standing.
I sit at home and when visiting someone as a guest. No mess, no cover positioning arguments, everyone’s happy for a meager cost of me potentially forgetting that this was supposed to be a quick in’n’out and writing this comment instead of rejoining the boring dystopia outside.
I get it if you don’t want to answer but how much did that piercing hurt?
A lot, but it didn’t last long. I have a tattoo that goes from hip to armpit and this hurt more, but it was like a fall or a punch; one and done. My body did go into shock and I threw up though.
both :3
both :3
planks across the toilet horizontally
At the same time?
naturally :3
Unless in public and it’s more convenient it’s always best to pee sitting down.
Slav squat.
I usually pee standing up, however I prefer to use stalls because I like privacy, I never use urinals.
Seriously though, why the fuck do urinals exist?
I have no clue, probably something to do with them taking up less space and being faster to use, though I’m not really sure the speed benefit is that great.
It’s nice to know there are gatekeepers in the trans community too
I intended no judgement. All peeing positions are accepted here 🫶
That’s not what your meme says
This meme isn’t even about trans people, it’s about femboys 😭
Swinging it around like a helicopter ❤️
I pee in a toilet
