Oh good lord. I would absolutely love to hear how that goes.

Talk enthusiastically about how much money we’ll save by slashing medicaid if they’re on it.

Oh lord they have a Twitter full of these.

Irrefutable proof that the nukes caused hentai.

New meaning to slipping someone a mickey.

I feel like those would be just as vulgar and less educational than “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” by the bloodhound gang.

Taking turns topping, obviously.

I don’t want an ecosystem in my bush

Disclaimer: am not a medical professional, but I just went through a buttload of physical therapy for back and neck pain and this helped me.

Lay down, stick a rolled towel under your neck, and tuck your chin into your chest. Hold for a few seconds then release.

If you can afford to go to physical therapy, they are miracle workers. If not, you can certainly find videos on exercises to do.

Found a good article that goes into it, and yeah it basically what you’d expect.

https://www.seattlepi.com/lifestyle/article/celebrity-18th-birthday-countdowns-have-long-been-1148050.php

Wasn’t there a countdown until they were legal? I mean, it’s probably not unique but I do think there was a rather public countdown for them specifically.

This is it. Hot topic was always mainstream counterculture. There was stuff popular people liked (Hollister, Abercrombie), and there was stuff that people who didn’t like popular people liked, and for the latter you went to hot topic.

Savage randy, then.

Saved. This is gold.

Lactaid was a miracle worker for me. I wasn’t super intolerant. Milk was OK but cheese and ice cream would fuck me up. I have since… Grown out of it I guess? Pretty much everything is fine but a full slice of cheesecake might have me dying 20 minutes later.

Either way, eating cheese is worth risking intense gas pain and explosive shits.

Still somehow more relatable than musk.

Did this meme brake your brain?

I’ve never felt strongly enough about anything to put it permanently on my skin, but this one is tempting.

OK but those dishes better be done before you do.

/s also it’s not oc so it’s definitely fair game for stealing/crossposting

Out of all the crazy shit I’ve seen, that bridge is the only thing that shows how truly screwed we are as a race.