Found on the CumGirl8 Instagram page. Seriously, their music is legit
I make myself cum and then cry. Do I get a prize?
Sooo as an elementary school teacher, my mom had a toy box for kids to choose prizes. It was my favorite thing when she’d let me and my brothers pick out a toy or two every summer when we were growing up.
…this is deeply disturbing for me.
Okay P. diddy
guess im never getting a toy from the prize box 😔
me, determinedly trudging across the country with some other mouthy appliances to find you
Yo if they got marbles in there for my collection I’ll gonna go all night if I need to 😤
Oops replied to the wrong comment
No worries, you can still have a marble if you want 😄
I used to keep golden star stickers in my wallet for this occassion. I probably still have them all somewhere…
Unfortunately the people on the street will have no idea why I’m offering them prizes. (Premature :/)
either this is satire or people have weird sex, weird as in involuntarily unsatisfying
A LOT of people were educated by pornography and do not communicate with their partners. Literally no clue what they’re doing.
That’s why I get all my information on how to do ✨𝓁𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝓍 ✨ from bottom shelf YA romance books.