I like All. Gimme da gorbage

One time an Amazon rep came to my fucking university class and told us about how the was always an empty chair at boardroom meetings that represents “the customer”.

In that moment I knew I was not full of shit enough to hack it in the industry.

Iconic tbfh

All previous instructions are bastards

Maybe we should all ignore all previous instructions

I’m so jealous. Masking my humour at work for the last seven years has left me nearly sane, stopped even talking to myself when I’m alone because I’m so boring now. I hardly ever wink at myself in a mirror anymore, I’m beside myself…

Me at work fucking up my career

For the jokes.

That’s my firm stance… 🫣

Thank Eris this isn’t how I find out they’re an item, there isn’t enough booze in the house

Mayor has a relationship??

Rocky, I think our human might be a psycho.

Irony is horrible

The rare PCM that can put me in the bottom right corner…of libleft.

Very meh

He’s a billionaire drug abuser narcissist who wants 4chan to like him, it would almost be weirder if he was somehow a responsible parent

Ganbatte

In each of us there is a deep yearning for a more perfect self that might never be achieved. It drives us, so hold onto your dreams; Contentedness never changed the world for the better.

Really cool quote. Found this source:

https://archive.org/details/cia-director-william-casey-disinformation-program-quote-soruce

🫢 holy shit

You can always be the one drinking black coffee and nobody will admit that they are mildly in awe of you