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Technically, the early 2050s. So there’s still time.

He had him consider all the animals first 😬

You missed my personal favorite: a viking burial mound on whose walls, some seven or eight feet up, is written, “Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up.”

Viking men averaged out at 5’7" (173cm), so he must have been lifted by someone.

Unsweetened was bad enough. People up north just forgetting it used to involve water? Just crunching on hot tea bags?

While my own similar rant would have been only meant in play, this is how I feel about both o’ y’all. It’s a fucking soda. Gonna just go all the way and call sweet tea a coke too?

Mine went with commode as well, and my 70ish aunt is the only born American I’ve ever heard insist on calling it a buggy.

@Kid_Thunder, mind if I ask the general era you were growing up? Because I’m a millennial from the triad and we say soda. Soda pop in elementary, but I’m not sure whether we picked that up from media.

It would be interesting to work out around when the shift happened.

because you (they?) have to also worry about losing potential romantic partners if people think you’re queer.

Honestly, it really shouldn’t be a worry. Maybe it’s me, but unless they’re being really obvious about another guy’s body, I can’t think of a compliment that would give me that impression.

Even muscles, if the subject is in fact jacked, I would just think they’re a really supportive person and like them more because of it. The insinuation about their innate personality would briefly grab my attention.

I figured I had worse things in my history and my personal TSA agent deserved to see this too, but nothing comes up except weird non-porn crypto stuff, a fully-clothed Shadowheart, and a magazine cover with muffins on it.

Don’t let this be my legacy.

I wish I could tell if this was fake. But I’ve worked in retail before

Imagine half your backyard being in another country. Do you think they still mow it?

Oh, I’m sure at least one of us will be packing

Goddamnit. It’s not mine either.

Up to 80% of those on the schizophrenic spectrum suffer from insomnia.

While we are stereotyped as having a higher share of creatives, I wouldn’t romanticize it — professional artists aren’t actually any more likely than anyone else is to have a mental disorder, barring a small, weird uptick in bipolar as well as the schizotypal -siblings- of a schizophrenic. So there seems to be some sort of sweet spot, but it’s so small it barely matters.

Anyone regularly up that late does have a higher chance of being some type of divergent, but lifelong suffering is not a requirement to make people create. Anyone can do that. The whole correlation/causation thing

The british, perpetually sure every spare foot of land is probably still Britain somehow

And to drive home how pathetic knowledge of women’s anatomy (and sex ed in general) are, those are still more than likely the same organ, just extended internally.

When…they strike for it?

I’ve actually never had anyone in a monster truck tell me I should buy a monster truck. So…by unfortunate definition…

Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment

Yes, I do :(

Lol, I knew someone was going to call me on that.