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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

No blessings without a curse

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No blessings without a curse

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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Potatisen@lemmy.world
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    If your balls are that long, you need to see a doctor.

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      Some countries have way more water in toilets than others

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        Sorry, can’t hear you over my superior European design

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          There’s nothing superior about a toilet you can’t wash your nuts in

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            They actually have specific toilets for washing your nuts and bunghole in. It’s even a separate throne you sit on and clean your bits in.

            I know at least in Italy, it’s pretty common.

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      If your balls are that long, you’re probably overdue for a colonoscopy

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        Please explain more – what does a long sack have to do with your colon? I don’t have this issue but maybe one day I will, and for others who already have the issue. Thank you.

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          Generally, as a man ages into the regular colonoscopy checkup era, his scrotum loses it’s elasticity and the testes droop lower each year. Hence…

          • Victor@lemmy.world
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            Oh alright, it’s just a regular aging correlation. Thank you!

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      Chicks dig the long ball

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      Or they’re American. I had to put a full 2 liter bottle in my old apartment’s toilet tank to keep the water level from touching my balls

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        No. That’s not an American thing. It might be a you thing.

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          Definitely an American thing. Some, not all, American toilets have a giant bowl with like 3 litres of water in it.

          It’s really weird.

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          Definitely not a thing in Sweden anyway. It might not be an American-only thing, but it’s definitely a “you problem” country wise for making shitty toilets.

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        … what?

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          Many (not all, but many) American toilets use far more water than they need, and end up with a very high water level

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            Mmmm. That’s some bias you’re working with. 🥹

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