Definitely that. Everything looks like a weird digital watercolor.

BASTARD

gasp!

“One must live in a privileged position to believe privilege does not exist.”

— Me, just now.

I got a letter from a company a while ago (I honestly can’t remember who), that was telling me my “rights” as to how my data was used. They said I cannot rescind their right to sell my data to their 362 partners!

What the actual fuck.

The Bloomin Onion is one of god’s gifts to modern man.

Or maybe Satan’s because I definitely regret eating it every time. But I always want more.

Proceeds to discuss it for an hour

I literally would have shit myself if I were in that part of the store when that happened.

As an American, I always thought that was another country’s thing. Because we certainly don’t start our weeks on Sunday in practice.

For OCR on social media sites so that they don’t get taken down or banned by the automated systems.

flush

“Oh yeah, pull them harder!”

They actually have specific toilets for washing your nuts and bunghole in. It’s even a separate throne you sit on and clean your bits in.

I know at least in Italy, it’s pretty common.

It’s not the toilet size that’s the problem. It’s the slow descent of the scrotum year after year that gets you ever closer to that cold dip into Poseidon’s domain.

3 10-cent commemorative coins would have gotten 3 fanboys who know Star Wars front to back to write a lore-loyal exciting adventure involving potentially new force powers, cool new characters, and a coherent plot.

And yet, we got the drool dribbling out of the mouths of Disney executives at the thought of all the money they made.

To be fair, it does what it says on the tin.

It’s not easy being green.

Plex and Jellyfin.

Plex has Plex Amp, which is a music player, and each app can give you access to all your movies and TV shows.

You do have to have the actual files though, by whatever means you decide to get them: 💵 vs 🏴‍☠️

Gamers are made up of whatever gamers are saying.

Le calle au le voide

It’s not just that either. Google knows who your family is. They know who lives with you because of location data. So any time those people search for anything regardless of whether they’re on your home network, they likely serve ads to whole families at a time when one person searches for something.

Then how would you use it as a phone?