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Grayox@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Catch me outside

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Catch me outside

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Grayox@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh, I think I’ll catch up with you in my Lamborghini.

    My classic Porsche P133

    Or my more modern 4WD Ferrari

  • Froyn@kbin.social
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    Fork around and find out

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      Forking in public? What has this world come to?

      • massive_bereavement@kbin.social
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        This looks like a fork on the road.

        • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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          :() ::& ;:

  • Dasnap@lemmy.world
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    “I ordered an Uber to give me a lift.”

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      Ordered Uber but got instacart.

  • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • Grayox@lemmy.mlOP
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      Holy shit this is hilarious

      • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works
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        deleted by creator

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      German forklift training video

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    Nothing sexier than a man with forklift certification.

    • kosanovskiy@lemmy.world
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      Ikr. Like c mon, leave some forking for the rest of us.

  • Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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    One looks more orange than the other, so the choice is obvious

  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    Damn, bro. Save some bussy for the rest of us.

  • Morcyphr@lemmy.one
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    Shouldn’t park with your forks up

    • ⸻ Ban DHMO 🇦🇺 ⸻@aussie.zone
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      Forkwit

  • ares35@kbin.social
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    around here, people use “alternate” vehicles, like atv, snowmobiles, lawn mowers and tractors, etc. to get to the bars because they lost their license. have not seen a forklift parked outside of one, though----yet.

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      Did they lose their cars too?

      Driving a lawn mower on a public road would be just as illegal as driving a car right? Just more suspicious actually.

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        some of their cars and trucks may still be wrapped-around a tree or in a ditch, or were impounded. and you can get ticketed for driving them without a license, but you can’t get a ticket for cruising down the road on a lawn tractor without one (afaik, you could still get a dui though).

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
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          You can drive an unregistered vehicle on a public road? I don’t think that works where I live.

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            This. A lot of kids drove golf carts to the pool and stuff, but while that would be semi-legal in their gated community, they had to cross a public road where even licensed drivers would be breaking the law. No one seemed to care though. I’m fairly certain it’s illegal in most US states.

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