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Is it? Honestly speaking I loved both 1 and 2, but the slot machine mechanics of 3 made me steer away towards other similar games instead.

If I do not need to grind, I’m fine.

Mountain Dew Verification Can when?

And you call it steamed despite this park is clearly grilled.

Gotta get some ratpoison

This movie was a rollercoaster.

Few movies go from 0 to 1000 so gradually that you never see it coming.

The universe required correction.

So that’s basically the presidential french version of Ron Swanson’s permit.

Got’em city.

This looks like a fork on the road.

Is this real?

Hanging like some sexy spider… 🕷️

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron cooked, in secret, a Master penne to control all others. And into this pasta he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all hangover cuisine.

Then you… better go… catch it… em… oh… Hangs Up

Sorry, I didn’t want to kink-shame anyone.

Welcam to your dommaaah

On one hand, a very long bacon, on the other, the other end of said bacon.

Have a nice weekend.

I hated cubicles until I discovered open offices, then I just plainly hated offices:
hated water-cooler conversations,
hated the smell of reheated meals,
the unending birthdays of people I spoke to once a year,
the parties and outings that are secretly interviews,
the idle people that are always looking for killing time chatting,
the busy people looking for a nasty rumor to climb higher,
I hated commuting and hated having to stay longer just so everyone thinks I’m working hard,

But above all, I hated the middle managers that want to both be your friend, your boss and the person that will fire you to cover a fuck up.

Fast paced means ad-hoc requests, constant changes and no roadmap whatsoever.

Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman 2: I’ve got a message from you.

How much for fixing the potholes?