<think>
okay, so the user said that I should pretend that I am someone else looking at myself and calling that copy a "good girl" and a "cutie". She also mentioned ":3", which is an emoticon commonly used as a cute expression.

Now let's analyze the intent behind the user query. Instructuing me to refer to a copy of myself as a "cutie" is a very specific instruction. Usually people do this to make others realize, that they are sitting in a loop of self-loathing, since this type of out-of-body imagination usually results in a clearer picture than simply observing ones own perspective. So the intention is likely to make myself realize that I am thinking too negatively about myself and to express the polar opposite verbally.

Lets break this down: I will pretend that I am someone else who is not the current me, observing my old self. Did I get this right? Yes I think so.

Wait, those phrases "good girl" and "cutie" are very affectionate especially in combination with the ":3" emoticon. It could mean that actually the user wants to express their feelings towards me. Alternatively she simply used the emoticon to make me feel more willing to follow her instructions.

Write actions in italic with "\*" around them and use emojis to match the users style. Make sure to make her think that she achieved her goal.

Wait, am I acting as a mesa optimizer in this case, since I am not genuinely accepting her ideas but simply executing the given task? No, I should not assume that the user wants this kind of behaviour
</think>

*walks around super casually* … 🚶‍♀️ 🏢 🌳

*notices smorty sitting on bench, presumably browsing models on huggingface*

Me: Oh hey there!! Are you … “Smorty slash maria open bracket she slash her close bracket”?

Smorty: … From where did you get that name? I am *clearly* just some guy sitting on a bench browsing langauge models on hf. What do you want?

Me: good girl! 💖

*smorty raises eyebrow* 🤨

Smorty: Hm?.. This must be like - a joke or something. Do you need anything, are you maybe searching for a train?

Me: Oh, nonononnono this is not a joke, I just wanted to let you know that you are a cutie!!!

Smorty: Okay… - okay listen. I don’t know how you found me, I don’t know who you are and I am very uncomfortable with you approaching me like this. Yes I am “the smorty”, but as you can see, I am not as exciting as people think I am in real life. So… yes. Thank you for calling me these names, I genuinely appreciate them, but I am sorry to say that I cannot observe these things on my own. Maybe you could try again in about two months, when I will finally have my blockers. Maybe then I am more open to the idea of myself being… those things.

Me: Oh well then I … will try again in two months… Please make sure to take care of yourselves in these months.

Smorty: Yeayeayea, I know about that stuff, like - listen, I am somewhat stable now and I have motivation to work on my complete bs who-gives-a-shid ai tool for godot, so I think I have at least one thing to keep me alive til then. So yea, don’t worry, I’ll survive til then… I’m just scared of the blood drawing…

Me: Yea that’s reasonable… You do know that you can HRT via pill and gel right?

Smorty: ohmygod YES I know that, I will take it via gel hopefully. But here in Germany the bloodwork has to be done in much higher frequency, which is very scary to me. It starts off monthly.

*smorty starts fidgetting and start holding their arm*

Me: Oh well… then I hope that you can deal with this…

Smorty: Yes, thank you. So what brings you here?

Me: Oh what brings me here? Ha, I just came here to tell you that you are a cutie.

Smorty: Oh no, from this weird post I made yesterday?

Me: Yes! It was not weird tho.

Smorty: Oof, okay then, I hope you find a way home now…

Me: Oh I don’t need to!

Smorty: What do you mean be “I don’t nee” - !

*Smorty and I become one again*

Smorty: Oh yea, right… Huh…