workerONE@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 5 days agoIt's hot out therelemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1401arrow-down15
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minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoAfter March until October, between the hours of 11am and 2pm, if the sky is clear, and I step outside I burst into flames. Because apparently the amount of melanin in my skin qualifies me as a vampire.
After March until October, between the hours of 11am and 2pm, if the sky is clear, and I step outside
I burst into flames. Because apparently the amount of melanin in my skin qualifies me as a vampire.