Sick burn

I never thought of it from that angler

For you or whoever needs to hear it don’t talk about crimes to web-hosted chat bots. They are not private.

Bro’s PJs lookin drippy

It’s the end of the world no one cares about policing fat jokes anymore, we have smaller fish to fry.

My mental heath can’t even keep up with being poorly informed anymore. I can’t seem to check out like I want to, but I think I might as well. We all know where this is going.

Rocket league

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Feed me Seymour

Why cut them in half when we could continue to let them suffer for decades and accept none of the blame or consequences?

Very…

“Fast paced environment” on job applications means 60+ hour work weeks

The Venn diagram of places with cannabis use and places in the US is a circle my friend

“History is a set of lies agreed upon”

• Napoleon Bonaparte

Yeah but he’s just a little guy

“Hey that made my dick move a little, and I’m definitely not gay!”

Low key would love to be a garden hermit

Oh yeah, it’s an ants world and we’re just living in it. We’re lucky they’re too busy fighting each other to be concerned with us.

But is it worse than tricking other people to work 40+ hours a week doing whatever you say and giving you most of the value they create? Because that’s the other option.

Plus if you buy a bunch of houses you can get them to give back most of the money you pay them.

The internet is a beautiful place.