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Lego were meant for using your imagination. Following instructions is the opposite of that.

I was at a Rays game talking about going to visit their ray tank when someone told me about Steve Irwin’s passing. At first I thought it was a joke. Unfortunately it wasn’t.

I don’t remember Winnie the Pooh being so violent

President John Tyler has grandchildren that are still alive. Tyler died before Rasputin was born.

I read that in Danny Devito’s voice.

When in Rome, use the Roman urinal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDnxzrbxn4

The G, N, and U in GNU are silent.

I think Android/Linux is the other common variant.

Is he related to Doug Bowser?

I didn’t think there was anyone left there… They’ve all migrated to Florida until Easter.

I heard that’s the same reason that they kept the title Karate Kid for the remake in which he learned Kung-Fu instead of Karate. It would have been too easy to put a C in the middle of Kung-Fu Kid.

Looks like a lothcat

A penny-farthing looks like a unicycle with a training wheel.

Improperly aligned waveguide.

I’ve had it break a couple times, but each time I’ve been able to fix it.

Go with EndeavourOS instead of Manjaro. Similar design principles, but much more consistent functionality. Been running it on my laptop for over two years now and still haven’t had to reinstall it.