he woke up later with a popsicle stick in his mouth

they fired, and they missed. they fired again, missed again.

this has been stuck in my head since hearing about it

some dick in high school tried to make fun of me by singing this song since i had long hair, then his stupid buddy said, “with that hair they’re a soul woman”

well look at me now eric i am a fucking woman

a friend of mine from church recommend this to me a full decade before my egg cracked, i got about halfway through season 2 before stopping because i couldn’t process the feelings. i read the manga this year (after being out for almost a year) and it’s pretty good

fullmetal alchemist. it’s either the first or second volume i forget which

dude holy shit the movement is so fucking good. it was also made in unreal in like, 4 months. the whole thing, not just the gamejam version.

Pseudoregalia

yesterday i asked you

mid to late 2000s for me. though i have always been extremely careful and only started interacting with strangers on the internet in the 2010s after i was an adult.

…maybe i am smart

i will join this glorious evolution

i also play league :(

we need a new deity that we can blame for all the evil shit because clearly satan ain’t it

though “Satan” rolls off the tongue real well when calling someone evil

i tried to upload it to the comments lemme try again though

I AM SCREAMING UPLOAD THE FUCKing PICTURE

in case others don’t know, the ((())) means jews. because it’s always antisemitism. every fucking time.

okay but like for real, i’d trust snack mascots more if they looked like they just went to fucking town those snacks

hwat do you mean there’s only soup?

i honestly love tests like this. i don’t learn anything new about myself, but if a future partner cares about my sexuality to this level, it’d be cool to show them

i’m pretty sure that’s Baphomet, or Baphie

look, the last time i tried to make eye contact i couldn’t see for like, 10 minutes

jesus christ i know i’m fucked when this didn’t shock me