Well. Not the whole thing. Obviously.

I literally watched a guy die on the shroomery’s IRC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Brandon_Vedas

And as was the style at the time, we figured he was fucking with us or assed out, and went on with our day.

I set the power to 50% and then double the cooking time. Takes longer but everything turns out better.

Interrupting a circle jerk is poor manners.

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Mine comes from a cistern collected from roof water. If you wanna chug a nice tall glass, be my guest.

You don’t have to join an instance to participate in their community.

Isn’t that just a sweater?

This little light of mine. I’m gonna let it shine…

Yeah, I’m old too. Setting letters in the mailbox with some change on top for postage wasn’t uncommon.

It also looks like it has been upfitted for wheelchair access. They may not be able to get the top.

Still would not make me any less mad if I was sharing the road with them. But I might feel a little bad after giving them the what for.

Nah, this is a rental, it’s fine.

Because they think people keep stealing their charge cables because they need one; and not that they want to want to turn that sweet copper into cash.

60% of the time, it works every time.

That would make more sense. These are all incomprehensible sums of money to me anyways.

But after a second read it kind of sounds like he’s trying to “invent” the fediverse,

The proposed system would work similarly to email, where users can communicate across different service providers. In this vision, social media users could maintain their connections and content regardless of which platform they choose to use.

Twitter sold for 44B. Tiktok has nearly an order of magnitude more active users and this guy thinks his 500m offer is even in the ballpark?

What about #2? Waffle stomp?

Now I want to stick furry stickers on gas pumps to own the libs almost everybody.

It’s called a bundt pan.