I’m that weird guy who prefers the cooked taste of UHT pasteurized milk.

GULF OF MEXICO

“So you want deviled ham, ma’am?”

Those people who complain that it’s all Linux all the time are feeling pretty foolish right now, aren’t they?

Why must you fail me so often? FUUUUCK!!!

This is why I give things away to friends and friends of friends. If they ask to borrow something that I’m happy to get rid of, I tell them they can borrow it on the condition that they never bring it back or even mention it to me again.

So you’re into power exchange relationships? sup?

My friend, who is a windows and android guy, encourage his family to buy Macs and iPhones. That way when they have problems, he sends them to the Apple Store.

I had a VW Passat wagon that I loved, so I won’t disagree.

Yeah, it’s “mom car creep.” First sedans were mom cars, then station wagons, followed by minivans. Somehow the stupid huge SUVs are avoiding the stigma so far.

Also, the Tesla model X is literally a minivan, not an SUV. I know that’s off topic but I had to say it. :-)

How do you play a saxophone with balloons? Isn’t that just a really fucked up set of bagpipes?

Mine is closer to WWI than to today, unless my aged brain has failed at math.