I film myself locking the door. I have evidence.

Lizards were created by boomer turtle parents selling the family turtle shells to spend the rest of their lives on a cruise ship.

Wait, are you a schubadiver as well?

Money

Status

Being a moderator on an online forum

Due to the overall length it doubles as a guitar slide.

Also he likes to collect them. So, much more.

That’s… Something else.

Ignorance of history makes me führious.

Well you could always do like more and more people do and just check out? Take care of your own shit and wash your hands of the evils of the world - Don’t participate in “democracy” by voting.

Not caring at all is always easier than caring more than the average person.

The most obvious one would be voting for politicians that want to shut that shit down nationally? Discussing it in a negative light, help out making anti-fur become the default stance? Talk to people you know that are pro- or on the fence?

Who the fuck has the shit taste to wear that? And can afford it?

I suspect there’s a big overlap between those groups…

Don’t spend it all before Wednesday, my dude!

The suspense, the thrill! How did it end?!

Never seen ETA being used that way before. Thank goodness.

Looks like something those image AI’s would make.

I expected old memes posted anew, but what I got was new memes about ye oldlen times.

I am not dissapointed.

Thanks.

We’re a lottery.

The only way not to lose is not to play.

Work for a living? Unreasonable.

my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I think I might be having a stroke, I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.

I put way more effort into this than it called for.

You did good.