Narrator: He wasn’t spewing junk.

Buy a razor… There is no way your pubes are better than that chain mesh.

I fucking miss MD…taxes are no worse than other places. Plus Deep Creek lake and Accident MD!

I did this with googly eyes…some are still up and we don’t live there anymore.

My father (rip you brilliant bastard) did this to me with clowns and the worst dolls the 50’s offered with my brother. Brothers retaliation was to replace family photos with other random photos…it would take him weeks to catch on.

The best was in his car they gave him for school. Got broken into and after that he found the doll my dad left him in the trunk…creeped the thieves out and they left it be…as one does.