Who says I’m gonna assign percentages? Like, what the fuck even is that bullshit.

They’re all responsible.

Like trying to find the pair of glasses your currently wearing. Although glasses might be worse, cause eventually I’ll realize my phone is already in my hand. Glasses not so much…

Wtf??

What the hell are you even smoking???

I do agree with one tiny little bit of your list, though, and that’s the fact that your rebuttal would, in fact, be a waste of time.

Oh, fuck them. Oh no, we just can’t exploit the guys who only setup shop way the fuck out west so they could (checks notes)…ignore early copyright law. Wait a minute…

At least, that’s the allegation I’ve heard, not it served believable.

I see you struck a few nerves. But you’re right. It’s disgusting, but this right here is why they have turned “do your own research” into a meme, essentially - because a colloquialism loses its original meaning. And suddenly millions of people can literally no longer comprehend the idea of research.

I mean, for hell sake don’t people realize there’s about a million very terrible, but very real, reasons why we have a law that states if the ICC detains an American, the military must immediately launch an attack to retrieve that person.

As I’ve said before, we’re literally the reason the term “banana republic” exists. The citizens were fine, happy even! Their government wasn’t even hostile. But they threatened the profits of Dole I believe it was, so the US government sent in the military, overthrew em, and installed a puppet.

Insert “are we the baddies” meme

Basically, the fascists were guaranteed winners in WW2; these fuckers were already infiltrating everyone.

Did you think this sounded…clever?

Because it doesn’t even make any sense

Phrasing!

It is still in your favor to take the lump sum, then invest it yourself. Even low risk low return you’ll likely end up way ahead compared to the payment plan.

I think I hate you …

Doing the Lord’s work right here!

More beans!!

Reynolds…I think. Only recently watched Deadpool vs Wolverine. But, um, the answer is actually yes.

On that note, I enjoy his movies, but does anybody else get the impression he’d be totally annoying to try and hang out with? Or is that just me…

I feel like I’m in this meme (like, I act like that, in not famous of course!) and I don’t know how to feel about that (dude, you obviously feel called out! You blew it!).

Yup. And when I’m done I’ll have a triple burger with eggs and double cheese!

This type of parasitic, even sociopathic behavior is directly rewarded in capitalism, though. Kinda figure that’s all they meant.

Also, it capitalism is anywhere, it’s everywhere. Or this is at least true as long as the United States is in the picture…

So what?

In movies when there’s a huge explosion in space, there’s always this ring that comes out from the explosion. No!

In space the blast wave would be spherical: it only looks like a 2d ring when observed from a telescope many many light years away, since the telescope can only pick up the outside edge of the blast.

Edit: fixed auto-incorrect

I can’t help but notice that you are simply making the argument that we’ve done it wrong before, therefore I want it done wrong again.

Okay, sure. What a strong case you made. You win, or whatever.

Really? Yeah, it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with, you know, actually keeping kids safe. No, that actually makes sense, and even worse, isn’t about “me”!

For the record, even if there’s anything to your absurd statement, I’m all for gun control. I care more about kids’ lives than yours.

Vegan