How many NBA mascots would lose their jobs if we were all so uptight about shit like this?

Can’t pass up free condiments amirite?

That’s what the Project 2025 get out the vote plan is

…Red pepper flakes?

I’m literally shaking right now

They have tyrant rule under sociopathic sharks

So much for modern education

Obviously you’d re-knit the arcane runes into the new design

Then when it gets too hot you can just fly North

A researcher in cryptography in Berlin, Henning Seidler, believes the most likely theory is that the officer dialled in via his mobile phone and the call was picked up by spies’ antenna who can also “forward” the traffic onto the main, official antenna.

Seems like the more likely theory

Me after a fresh cup of coffee and hyping myself up to get shit done.

Those are massive boobs

Same here. Im sort of considering breast implants for my theoretical female self now.

Won’t have to keep relying on his Sexy jutsu to feel like himself anymore.

Casino propaganda to stop us real winners from cleaning house

A wise man once said: if you go double or nothing long enough, you will eventually win back everything.

Damnit, save some puns for the rest of us.

Nature finds a way

Sure buddy.

“It’s just prank bro!”

Didn’t even use the straw 😂